range1 The firefighters pulled a cabinet off the wall, ripped the range hood down, punched a hole in the wall, and took a door off a cabinet. Fortunately, when it was all over, the booze was safe so I had something to wash down the pain killers with! Date: 05/19/2007 The firefighters pulled a cabinet off the wall, ripped the range hood down, punched a hole in the wall, and took a door off a cabinet. Fortunately, when it was all over, the booze was safe so I had something to wash down the pain killers with!
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Here's a better look at the range. Nothing that some Soft Scrub couldn't fix. The range hood, however, was a total loss. I would have been really mad if my stand mixer had been damaged, though!
Date: 05/19/2007
Here's a better look at the range. Nothing that some Soft Scrub couldn't fix. The range hood, however, was a total loss. I would have been really mad if my stand mixer had been damaged, though!
range3 This is the hole that they put in the wall. When I called 911, I told them that the fire was out, and I just wanted someone to come out to make sure. Well, they showed up with about 3 or 4 trucks -- including the really big one that they need two people Date: 05/19/2007 This is the hole that they put in the wall. When I called 911, I told them that the fire was out, and I just wanted someone to come out to make sure. Well, they showed up with about 3 or 4 trucks -- including the really big one that they need two people to drive! I think they just felt that if they didn't use their axe on something, they weren't doing their job. They said it was to check for fire in the wall.
cornerview Here you can see more of the damage. The floor got replaced, all the cabinets were pulled out and replaced, the range hood was replaced, the ceiling was repainted, the wall was patched and painted over, and new carpet was installed in the living room and Date: 05/19/2007 Here you can see more of the damage. The floor got replaced, all the cabinets were pulled out and replaced, the range hood was replaced, the ceiling was repainted, the wall was patched and painted over, and new carpet was installed in the living room and hallway.
"Living room and hallway?", you ask? See, when I came into the kitchen and noticed the fire, I realized that I had forgotten to move my fire extinguisher when I moved in. So I did the next best thing: I picked the pot off the stove with the burning liquid, and ran out the front door with it. Problem was, I forgot that there was a glass storm door between me and the front yard. So, I smacked into it at a full run, sending flaming oil everywhere -- including onto my hand, where I suffered second-degree burns and long-term nerve damage. Whoops!
door1 Here's the front door. The carpet and wall are burned up a bit. Don't run with scissors OR flaming pots of oil. You could put your eye out. Date: 05/19/2007 Here's the front door. The carpet and wall are burned up a bit. Don't run with scissors OR flaming pots of oil. You could put your eye out.
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A better view of the damage to the wall. Not much, as you can see, but it required re-painting the whole room, and the hallway that attached to it.
Date: 05/19/2007
A better view of the damage to the wall. Not much, as you can see, but it required re-painting the whole room, and the hallway that attached to it.
door3 Naturally, I couldn't be satisfied with destroying the kitchen and the carpet! I managed to splatter flaming oil all over my couch, too. The sad part is, I've moved it twice since and am still using it. Amazing what problems a strategially-placed afgan Date: 05/19/2007 Naturally, I couldn't be satisfied with destroying the kitchen and the carpet! I managed to splatter flaming oil all over my couch, too. The sad part is, I've moved it twice since and am still using it. Amazing what problems a strategially-placed afgan will fix!

UPDATE: As of about 2005 or 2004, the couch was replaced and given to my brother. Apparently his dog likes eggrolls too since he (the dog) ate it (the couch).
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