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Naturally, I couldn't be satisfied with destroying the kitchen and the carpet! I managed to splatter flaming oil all over my couch, too. The sad part is, I've moved it twice since and am still using it. Amazing what problems a strategially-placed afgan will fix!

UPDATE: As of about 2005 or 2004, the couch was replaced and given to my brother. Apparently his dog likes eggrolls too since he (the dog) ate it (the couch).